My husband had the the barest inkling of a cold the day we had a tech guy come to the house to do an upgrade of our cyber system. Included in the job was a WIFI boost, and suddenly Steve’s cold is much worse. It’s as if it came out of nowhere.
I think he breathed in too much WIFI.
My youngest sister always says, “I don’t know what WIFI is, or where to get it, but I do know that it’s good to have a lot of it.” I tend to agree with her. I don’t know what WIFI is, but apparently we have alot of it now. In fact, when I got home from school that day, my husband told me that our rooms were now literally filled with WIFI. It was positively everywhere.
I suppose by the time I arrived on the scene, the WIFI had already sufficiently mixed in with the regular air molecules, but since he was home during the initial BOOST, I think that my husband accidently breathed in pure WIFI before it had properly dissipated, and God only know what that can do.
I kinda think he’s lucky he got away with just a nasty cold.
Don’t you?
Just Sifting 
This is a fun take on things! I hope your husband gets over his cold and that your WIFI doesn’t cause something else viral to happen!
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Thank you! Me, too!
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I love this! Giving something invisible a new meaning is great. Is WIFI good or bad? Here it seems like it is contagious, can infect you, and seems like it is out to get you.. definitely true!
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Wow! I never thought of it that way. It kinda is out to get us, isn’t it? Thank you for your insight!
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Thanks for a bit of humor this morning. When I teach similes, I often ask my students to interpret this: Her love was like the school wifi.
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BAHAHA! I bet you get all kinds of goodies with that one. Priceless!
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This is fun! I do have an uncle who believes the wifi in the air is slowly killing him, and I know another person who thinks the wifi causes his headaches. 🙂
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Wow! Who knew?
Well, to each his own… Thank you for reading along!
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This made me laugh! WIFI – it’s everywhere!!
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Yes- but where does it come from and where does it go? (heh, heh)
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Love your tone in this post. Breathing in WIFI is mind-boggling!
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Right? The implications are incredible. I thoroughly enjoyed writing this one!
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Wow, Deb! Your own potential toxic airborne event! I’m so glad no lasting damage occurred. Lol, I am still chuckling. Well done!
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Thank you! It was a lot of fun to write 🙂
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